Ah, the milk of human kindness...
Posted: 05 Feb 2022 10:04
NZ Colin (see previous post) has just sent this giggle-ish exam response:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, “name seven advantages of Mothers Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages. However he wrote:
1) It is perfect formulae for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.
He got an A+
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, “name seven advantages of Mothers Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
One student in particular was hard put to think of seven advantages. However he wrote:
1) It is perfect formulae for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.
He got an A+
