A40 Farina Club

Still awake at 0100, heard the unmistakeable sound of the metal door on the big shed going. Then some metallic sounds like someone was rifling through stuff in there. There's only garden furniture and our hot tub in there. Dress, go out, open the door and the cat runs out! She never goes in there normally. She's punctured the hot tub as well, at least its not leaked. Another job for the list keeping me from the A40!

Oh meeeowww

You wasted time getting dressed?? A cross Englishman in his jimjams would be a worrying sight for any bungler, cat or otherwise!

So, twas a Bungle In The Jungle wot wot

Keith, what I sleep in would frighten anyone, believe me....

This is brilliant Chris. I'm so glad it was too serious