A40 Farina Club

Ici est votre gong. Wear avec pride my sewer.

Ta muchly Monsewer of the Lookout joblingtons

Le plaisir est toutment mine, mon not so petit ami.

For many years Private Eye ran an hilarious feature by Miles Kington entitled "Let's parler Franglais" in which the language of our near neighbour was unmercifully mangled.

Such was the popularity of the feature, that following MK's untimely death, it was continued under a new hand with the updated moniker of "Kilometres Kingston".

You, gentlemen, are following in illustrious footsteps! Continuez, s'il vous plait!!

Bonjewer Monsewer Dayveed. D'Aujourd hui est Samedi. Et tu regardezing le match pied ball later? Le Coventry jouet Le Field de Udders a troisieme o clock. Il est at Le Rue de Bloomfield, or cette equivilent modern jour.

Errr, ooooh, not Scouse are ya

Absolutement non! Je suis Manc et proud of it!!

I know