Three Drunks
Posted: 16 May 2022 21:10
Stopped in a Shopping Centre by a Copper. Name? He says to the first, a likely lad, who looks up at the shops and says 'John Lewis'. Second - Name? Taking the lead from his mate, 'Harvey Nichols'. Third, a bit dimmer than his mates, thinks about it for a minute, 'Halifax Building Society'......