A40 Farina Club

Something very weird just happened. Outside looking at my new acquisition, when I heard a kerfuffle in the road - There's a bloke driving up and down on a tractor shouting stuff like 'The end is nigh' 'We're all doomed' 'Judgement Day is here'. Must be Farmer Geddon.....

Jim Morrison up top perchance ??

No, was an open tractor, no doors on it....

You don't get the connection then Chris Nothing to do with open or not.......

Jim Morrison - Doors? Thought I was there!!

Oooooooooh...........missed that Chris ! ! ! ! ! Correctomondo ! ! !

Okay, how's this for a corny musical joke then?

Hedgehog goes into a music shop and asks to buy a mouth organ.
"Well I'm blessed," said the owner, "you're the second one today who's asked for one. Do you know the first?"
"Oh yes, came the reply, "that'll be our Monica."


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got it yet?



Our Monica? Harmonica !!!

Oh dear.............

More G&T i think