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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally the priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "aint no use knocking, there's no paper on ...

We inherited a dog from a blacksmith recently. The first thing he made was a bolt for the door.

When ever I read items on fuel, I realise there must be a big difference in petrol here and there. We have only 2 grades -91 and 98 octane both unleaded in this country. Since Alice has been in my care only 91 unleaded has been used without any additive or pinking, I regularly check valve clearance,...

I didn't know condoms came in different sizes, maybe that explains why I lost them,

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a ...

This bug has made a lot of people live on edge, a member of the same service club I belong to lives alone so I have invited him to a cuppa on Wednesdays instead of our dining out, and Sunday afternoons, helping him during his stay at home loneliness. I was invited to the American Car Club breakfast ...

Easter last year-2020, I was to be a passenger on a War Bird, -a Mustang, but 'War Birds Over Wanaka' was cancelled due to Covid. Then a second chance came for a flight this coming weekend, now as we are in lockdown that event is cancelled. One day my dream will come true so must keep my dreams aliv...

It is amazing how great I can sing when the background noises drown out the bad notes.