Splash of petrol and it would have fired up!!

Condolences from the North West. Love and prayers Chris and Annette.

Been meaning to put one on for a while - some of you know the long suffering Annette and I were married last month. Here's a picture of the lovely bride, who always looks lovely, and a very rare one of me not covered in oil, paint, sealant, slonk and various other automotive related by products!! we...

Not a very cultured joke, Mike.....

We are going to a Wedding Reception later. (Unusual a Sunday Wedding.) It would appear I have been commanded to have clean hands today again, so a bit of a quandary what to do until 17.30. I suppose if I crack on now I may get my hands clean in time, just seems like a waste.......

Oh merde, Coventry est perdre to les Field of Udders. Dave le Rave est tres sad. Quelle domage! (By the way, City stuffed 4 past Leeds)

But how often do you see these - they were as rare as dobby horse manure when new! In local Tesco just now. Owner lives half a mile from me and I never knew. You see a maroon saloon about, turns out that is his too.

Absolutement non! Je suis Manc et proud of it!!

Bonjewer Monsewer Dayveed. D'Aujourd hui est Samedi. Et tu regardezing le match pied ball later? Le Coventry jouet Le Field de Udders a troisieme o clock. Il est at Le Rue de Bloomfield, or cette equivilent modern jour.

Le plaisir est toutment mine, mon not so petit ami.