Corona virus

[Mike Hodgson]

This puts over the message far better than any Gov. adviser .Some may say it is making light of a serious situation .Not in my book-------
https://www.facebook.com/david.giles.37 ... 400466321/

[Chairman Ed]

Thanks for sharing Mike.

I hope this will help the message get through but some of course will never heed the rules and others will be impacted as a result.

[Keith Bennett]

Yep, nothing to be sneezed at . . .

[Keith Bennett]

Updated UK police response...

[Keith Bennett]

Social Distancing Report

:: Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

:: I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

:: I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

:: Still haven't decided where to go for Easter - The Living Room or The Bedroom.

:: hint; every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in your world.

:: I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.

:: This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog - oh we did laugh.

:: So, after this quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

:: Quarantine diary, Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

:: My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

:: I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the rubbish. What should I wear??

:: Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

[austina40sam]

Look it Keith!!!

[Stoney13]

very good all, some of us are still working and keeping people safe,

[Keith Bennett]

A clergyman in the USA is believed to be the first man to die as a result of following President Trump’s ill advised comments about injecting disinfectant. His wife has been arrested and charged with causing a bleach of the priest, and domestos abuse . . .

[Keith Bennett]

[Dave the rave]

Luv it