A dear John letter

[Colin]

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, “I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others.”

[Keith Bennett]

Now that's sneaky. During WW2 the Americans shipped many boxes of condoms to their troops in the far east, all marked "Extra Large" just to increase the Japs' sense of inferiority. Mind games, eh?

[Dave the rave]

[Colin]

I didn't know condoms came in different sizes, maybe that explains why I lost them,