The End...

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exlkrs
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The End...

Post by exlkrs » 13 Dec 2020 13:10

Something very weird just happened. Outside looking at my new acquisition, when I heard a kerfuffle in the road - There's a bloke driving up and down on a tractor shouting stuff like 'The end is nigh' 'We're all doomed' 'Judgement Day is here'. Must be Farmer Geddon.....

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Dave the rave
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Post by Dave the rave » 13 Dec 2020 13:13

:lol: Jim Morrison up top perchance ??
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Re: The End...

Post by exlkrs » 13 Dec 2020 13:59

No, was an open tractor, no doors on it....

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Post by Dave the rave » 13 Dec 2020 14:43

You don't get the connection then Chris ;) Nothing to do with open or not.......
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Re: The End...

Post by exlkrs » 13 Dec 2020 14:59

Jim Morrison - Doors? Thought I was there!!

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Post by Dave the rave » 13 Dec 2020 15:22

Oooooooooh...........missed that Chris ! ! ! ! ! :? :? :? Correctomondo ! ! ! :mrgreen:
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Post by Keith Bennett » 13 Dec 2020 20:10

Okay, how's this for a corny musical joke then?

Hedgehog goes into a music shop and asks to buy a mouth organ.
"Well I'm blessed," said the owner, "you're the second one today who's asked for one. Do you know the first?"
"Oh yes, came the reply, "that'll be our Monica."


scroll down if you didn't get it...



got it yet?



Our Monica? Harmonica !!!

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Re: The End...

Post by Dave the rave » 13 Dec 2020 20:26

Oh dear............. :cry:
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Re: The End...

Post by Stoney13 » 14 Dec 2020 13:11

More G&T i think :D
if it has wheels RACE IT, break it,fix it, RACE IT :twisted:

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