Three Drunks

[exlkrs]

Stopped in a Shopping Centre by a Copper. Name? He says to the first, a likely lad, who looks up at the shops and says 'John Lewis'. Second - Name? Taking the lead from his mate, 'Harvey Nichols'. Third, a bit dimmer than his mates, thinks about it for a minute, 'Halifax Building Society'......

[Keith Bennett]

"Say goodnight, Gracie . . ."