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Mike Hodgson
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New advice

Post by Mike Hodgson » 19 Mar 2020 12:40

Due to the unprecedented demand and subsequent shortage of toilet paper to conserve supplies HMG advise all users to
use both sides of the paper!!
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Dave the rave
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Re: New advice

Post by Dave the rave » 19 Mar 2020 12:49

Oooooooh......... :lol:
If in doubt....kick the Ruskies OUT ❗
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Keith Bennett
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Re: New advice

Post by Keith Bennett » 19 Mar 2020 14:30

Just to prove that Private Eye is happy to take the mickey out of itself, here's the new issue . . .
Private Eye 2 April 2020.jpg
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Stoney13
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Re: New advice

Post by Stoney13 » 23 Mar 2020 20:08

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but what side is the eye :roll:
if it has wheels RACE IT, break it,fix it, RACE IT :twisted:
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